I’m looking for a masters degree program that I can complete during my imprisonment. Call me snooty, but I want to find one that’s intellectually rigorous. The issue is not a dearth of distance-learning masters programs, but my lack of internet access. There are very few universities that offer paper-based courses and even fewer that offer them at the graduate level. The only program I’ve found is from a school in California that has no regional accreditation and a catalogue that looks like a 10-year-old could may have made it using Microsoft Paint.
Sigh. Aren’t there any old people out there with no computers (possibly word-processors?!) who want to earn their master’s degrees from home? There’s gotta be something. Just because I have a lot of time on my hands doesn’t mean I want to waste it (and my money) on a worthless degree.