Shocking!

I think I’ve mentioned that I work at the prison laundry. The main machine that I work on is a flat iron automatic presser and folder. We run hundreds of sheets and other items through this machine daily.

Hundreds of static-y sheets + a folding machine made entirely of metal = massive shocks administered to its operator (me) daily.

Ha! I’m a prisoner who’s getting electric shock treatment…get it?

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2 thoughts on “Shocking!

  1. I worked at a 28 acre resort in Scottsdale, Arizona as Director of Security. One of the most gruesome things I ever witnessed was when one of the Native American girls got her very long hair caught in the automatic presser and folding machine. She, honest to god, was literally scalped. It wasn’t pretty.

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